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CBS Evening News

by Cube Underlord

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Now everybody, here's CBS. Take care. This is the CBS Evening News, Dan Rather reporting. Good evening.
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Imagine life today without oil and natural gas. Well said, neighbor! YEEEHAW! Kelloggs will help you say, "It's gonna be a great day!" Kelloggs will help you say, "It's gonna be a great day." Nineteen, nineteen, ninestein, ROBERT NINESTEIN! Kelloggs will help you say, "It's gonna be a great day!"
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Now, 1982 Chevy Cavalier. AM Radio with digital clock R Reclining front seats? AM Radio with digital clock R Reclining front seats V. Value Y. Yankee-built [japanese] V. Value Y. Yankee-built [japanese] P. Power brakes. D. Department rear? Seats? P. Power brakes. D. Department rear? And sides! AM Radio with digital clock R Reclining front seats? AM Radio with digital clock R Reclining front seats? V. Value Y. Yankee-built [japanese] V. Value Y. Yankee-built [japanese] P. Power brakes. D. Department rear? Seats? P. Power brakes. -y two Chevy Cavalier, the complete car. Now at your Chevy dealer's.
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BreakfastⒸ 01:43
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What? I can get my picture on a Wheaties Box? A- What? I can get my picture on a Wheaties Box? A- What? I can get my picture on a Wheaties Box? Alright! Just like the big boys! Or the bigger boys. Daaaaad. Me! On a real Wheaties box! In field and clear... Daaaaad. Me! On a real Wheaties box! In field and clear... Daaaaad. Me! On a real Wheaties box! In field and clear... Daaaaad. Me! On a real Wheaties box! In field and clear acrylic. Now- What? I can get my picture on a Wheaties Box? A- What? I can get my picture on a Wheaties Box? A- What? I can get my picture on a Wheaties Box? Alright! Just like the big boys! Or the bigger boys. Daaaaad. Me! On a real Wheaties box! In field and clear... Daaaaad. Me! On a real Wheaties box! In field and clear... Daaaaad. Me! On a real Wheaties box! In field and clear... Daaaaad. Me! On a real Wheaties box! Put it on a real Wheaties box. Look for details on the breakfast of champions! And picture yourself on a Wheaties box. Go tell your mama, ahhh! What the BIG boys eat!
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Take a Natural break! Take a Natural break! Take a Natural break! An- a Natural break! Now it's your turn. Nature Valley Granola Bars!
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Introducing the all-new Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme. Four wheel disc brakes. A multiport fuel injected in- Introducing the all-new Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme. Four wheel disc brakes. A multiport fuel injected in- Introducing the all-new Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme. Four wheel disc brakes. A multiport fuel injected in- -6 engine. Four wheel independent suspens- -engine. Four wheel independent suspens- -engine. Four wheel independent suspens- -engine. Four wheel independent suspens- Introducing the all-new Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme. Four wheel disc brakes. A multiport fuel injected in- Introducing the all-new Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme. Four wheel disc brakes. A multiport fuel injected in- Introducing the all-new Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme. Four wheel disc brakes. A multiport fuel injected in- -6 engine. Four wheel independent suspens- -engine. Four wheel independent suspens- -engine. Four wheel independent suspens-
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Presenting the winning performance. The winning look. The winning ways of Buick's great American coup. The new Buick Regal. The winning look. The winning ways of Buick's great American coup. The new Buick Regal. The winning look. The winning ways of Buick's great American coup. The new Buick Regal. The winning look. The winning look. The winning look. The winning- World class aerodynamics. Each wheel independently s- World class aerodynamics. Each wheel independently s- World class aerodynamics. Each wheel independently s- World class aerodynamics. Each wheel independently s- Presenting the winning performance. The winning look. The winning ways of Buick's great American coup. The new Buick Regal. The winning look. The winning ways of Buick's great American coup. The new Buick Regal. The winning look. The winning ways of Buick's great American coup. The new Buick Regal. The winning look. The winning look. The winning look. The winning- World class aerodynamics. Each wheel independently s- World class aerodynamics. Each wheel independently s- World class aerodynamics. Each wheel independently s- World class aerodynamics- Belongs to Buick.
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An independent testing company plunged an ice pick six times into the tread of a General tire, then they put it through 24 hour, one thousand mile torture test. The tire? A General Duals D03. With Gen- An independent testing company plunged an ice pick six times into the tread of a General tire, then they put it through 24 hour, one thousand mile torture test. The tire? A General Duals D03. With Gen- An independent testing company plunged an ice pick six times into the tread of a General tire, then they put it through 24 hour, one thousand mile torture test. The tire? A General Duals D03. With Gen- An independent testing company plunged an ice pick six times into the tread of a General tire, then they put it through 24 hour, one thousand mile torture test. The tire? A General Duals D03. With Gen- Wow! Sooner or later, you'll own General's.
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Yeah! Feels so good, it shows. Feels so good, it shows. Feels so good, it shows. Ohh- ohh- ohh- ohh- Feels so good, it shows. Feels so good, it shows. Feels so good, it shows. Ohh- ohh- ohh- ohh- Sealy- Sealy- Sealy- Sealy- Posture- Posture- Posture- Posture- Sealy- Sealy- Sealy- Sealy- Posture- Posture- Posture- Posture- Sealy- Sealy- Sealy- Sealy- Posture- Posture- Posture- Posture- Sealy- Sealy- Sealy- Sealy- Posture- Posture- Posturepedic morning! Posturepedic. Yeah! Now's a gre- -sturepedic. Yeah! Now's a gre- -sturepedic. Yeah! Now's a gre- -sturepedic. Posturepedic. Yeah! Now's a gre- -sturepedic. Yeah! Now's a gre- -sturepedic. Yeah! Now's a gre- -sturepedic.
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Hemorrhoids. They hurt. Burn, And swell. Hemorrhoids. They hurt. Burn, And swell. Hemorrhoids. They hurt. Burn, And swell. Hemorrhoids. They hurt. Burn, And swell. Relief.
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Maxwell House's coffee to relax with, Maxwell House's (good-) Coffee to relax with, Maxwell House's (good-) Coffee to relax with, Maxwell House's (good-) Coffee to relax with, Maxwell House's (A good ending.) Good to the last, Good to the last, Good to the last drop, Maxwell House.
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Wyler's® 01:03
I'm comin' on home, to Wyler's, Bringin' my friends along. I'm comin' on home, to Wyler's, Bringin' my friends along. We're comin' on home, to Wyler's, Bringin' my friends along. We're comin' on home, to Wyler's, Bringin' my friends along. I'm comin' on home, to Wyler's, Bringin' my friends along. I'm comin' on home, to Wyler's, Bringin' my friends along. We're comin' on home, to Wyler's, Bringin' my friends along. We're comin' on home, to Wyler's, The whole family loves, So come on home to Wyler's, You've been away too long! Come home to Wyler's.
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I'm Harry Smith, and I'm Kathleen Sullivan, tomorrow Yankees slugger David Winfield on the book that may get him traded, also, pianist Van Cliburn, on CBS this morning. The artist that may stand for our age for the ages. I'm Charles Kuralt. Picasso is our principal subject tomorrow, on Sunday morning. Tomorrow on CBS.

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